Silly Gunny Poem Starter

I shall tag Jenni who will write the next line and pass it on. I’ll do my best to keep up with the updates. Feel free to join in in the comments section. Okay, here we go!

Black and blocky
was the Glocky
that did slay
the Jabberwocky.

Next victim! Muhahahahha!!!

Update:

Original Line:

Black and blocky
was the Glocky
that did slay
the Jabberwocky.

Quoth Jennifer:

Asked did he
upon demise
What could be
the caliber size.

Sarah:

Jabberwockies, so hard to slay,
will go down if they are shot
with a round starting with “four”
and bearing the name Gold Dot.

And Christina:

The Jabberwock, not known for wit
is easy to be stalked.
You merely find a place to sit
and leave him to be Glocked.

He comes galumphing, trailing drool
and doesn’t glance my way.
Oh, shit! No Vorpal-ammo, Fool!
He lives to die another day.

Then Lissa:

And as in uffish thought she stood,
The Goblin-wock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the front-door wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! NOT through-and-through
My lil’ Siguette went snicker-snack!
The four nine-mil’s quite turned its head
And put him on his back.

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  2. At the risk of repeating myself — I dropped this in the comments at Christina’s AND Jennifer’s AND included it in my last blogpost — here’s my contribution!

    And as in uffish thought she stood,
    The Goblin-wock, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffling through the front-door wood,
    And burbled as it came!

    One, two! One, two! NOT through-and-through
    My lil’ Siguette went snicker-snack!
    The four nine-mil’s quite turned its head
    And put him on his back.
    .-= Lissa´s last blog ..Stereotypes and elitism =-.

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