So, my wife told me about this Russian chick that just got in with the Guinness Book of World Records because she lifted over thirty pounds with her “intimate muscles.” After telling me about this, she inquisitively asked me if that thought ‘did’ anything for me – from a guy’s perspective. She asked me if that would make me worry for my junk. With my nose thoughtfully wrinkled, I said, “Remember that dude that could pull a bus with his thingy? That could be a match made in heaven!” I’m sure they would wake the neighbors.
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