One time, when my son was a lot younger, he and I were sitting in a pizza joint. The Beatles were playing in the restaurant and he began to sing along, “She’s got a chicken to ride…” I almost sprayed my Coke.
The guys in the shop where I work are hysterical. Often, they’ll sing along to the radio, and more often that not will replace the word ‘girl’ with ‘squirrel.’ Today, I hear one of them singing, “Carry on my wayward son. There’ll be pizza when you’re done.”
My brother loves the Genesis song, ‘Half-Ton Fizzy Ball Toucher.’ Listen. You’ll understand.
"Invisible Touch" Phil Collins – Genesis
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She’s just a half-ton fizzy ball toucher. Yeah.