Spambot Girls Revisited

For either of you who have been following my blog for long enough, you may recall my breakup with a spambot girl. Well, I must confess, that the girls are back. I have commented to my wife that one of the first marks of a successful blog is the preponderance of spam in the comments. I’m currently using a spam filter or two on my blog, and new commenters go to moderation prior to comments being published. If I’ve published you before, it’s basically a shoe-in. Now, if one of my favorite commenters got weird and started doing some really weird stuff, I would do something about it, of course. Needless to say, I am getting spam comments, and a lot of them at that! Most of the time, I can breeze through and knock them out, but every now and then, I do get one that catches my attention and deems more than my standard skim-for-hundreds-of-links bit. This is a comment that I received from Pupskievua on my last entry:

Welcome, I am sensuous, open-minded and extremely sexy sweetheart from Ukraine.. Independent Kiev. Kiev girls. All on my page.

I can’t diagram any of those sentences, but they are pretty hot! Did you see the bits on that chick?!? Her syntax is so mesmerizing!

I could just imagine a candlelight dinner, me on one side of the table, a computer monitor on the other side of the table.

I would say, “I trust. Everything-is 2 Ur liking?”

And, she would coyly say, “Dahlingk! Pretty girls. HOT girls. In Kiev from Ukraine for mail-order brides.”

But, I know she’s lying, and I cannot abide by dishonesty. She’s so obviously not from Ukraine or Kiev. It’s clear as day to me that she’s from Koy4Goff.

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4 thoughts on “Spambot Girls Revisited

  1. Welcome, I am virile , open-minded and extremely hunky heart throb from New Mexico.. Independent Albuquerque. Albuquerque guys. All on my page.

  2. Spambot girls won’t you come out tonight,
    come out tonight, come out tonight!

    Spambot girls won’t you come out tonight
    and we’ll dance by the light of the moon!

  3. Oo, oo! That’s fun! let me try!

    I has the mucsular figure that you want when you have to when look for man in OK. OK mans in okc area! Long walks by the beach candlelit dinners. Okc guys! All on my page.

    How did I do?


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