For either of you who have been following my blog for long enough, you may recall my breakup with a spambot girl. Well, I must confess, that the girls are back. I have commented to my wife that one of the first marks of a successful blog is the preponderance of spam in the comments. I’m currently using a spam filter or two on my blog, and new commenters go to moderation prior to comments being published. If I’ve published you before, it’s basically a shoe-in. Now, if one of my favorite commenters got weird and started doing some really weird stuff, I would do something about it, of course. Needless to say, I am getting spam comments, and a lot of them at that! Most of the time, I can breeze through and knock them out, but every now and then, I do get one that catches my attention and deems more than my standard skim-for-hundreds-of-links bit. This is a comment that I received from Pupskievua on my last entry:
Welcome, I am sensuous, open-minded and extremely sexy sweetheart from Ukraine.. Independent Kiev. Kiev girls. All on my page.
I can’t diagram any of those sentences, but they are pretty hot! Did you see the bits on that chick?!? Her syntax is so mesmerizing!
I could just imagine a candlelight dinner, me on one side of the table, a computer monitor on the other side of the table.
I would say, “I trust. Everything-is 2 Ur liking?”
And, she would coyly say, “Dahlingk! Pretty girls. HOT girls. In Kiev from Ukraine for mail-order brides.”
But, I know she’s lying, and I cannot abide by dishonesty. She’s so obviously not from Ukraine or Kiev. It’s clear as day to me that she’s from Koy4Goff.