Every year, we receive a care package from LuckyGunner.com with some kind of Christmas goodies in it. This weekend, there was a 12-inch cubic box on our front porch from them. I nudged it out of the way of the door with my toe and noted that it had a bit of heft to it. “I bet it’s a ham,” I remarked to Jennifer.
“What makes you think it’s a ham? Did somebody already talk about theirs on the internet?” she asked
“No,” I replied, “but I’ve seen hams packaged for shipping and that’s what it looks like to me.”
We dragged the package inside and opened it up. Not ham. Inside the box was a brand new .50-cal ammo can (sweet!), two 12-oz bricks of ground coffee from Lock ‘n Load Java, and a pair of Pmugs from Battle Mug. Now, I have long wanted a Battle Mug, but I can’t bring myself to pay the near $200 for the billet aluminum version, and I had no idea they were making a less expensive polymer version.
I sat on the couch with my new Battle Mug, stroking it and murmuring about “The Precioussss.” As one does, we have accumulated a lot of bolt-on parts. It seems you get one gun with a rail on it, and they just start turning up. I was thinking over some of the junk that we’ve wound up with to this end, and what I might be able to attach to this crime against nature. And then, it hit me! We have a quick-disconnect 1/4×25 camera mount! And, I’ve got a 1/4×25 tripod to GoPro mount adapter! Scaring my family with maniacal cackling, I took off down the hall and came back with the necessary pieces to secure my GoPro Hero to the Battle Mug.
“Oh no,” Jennifer sighed as I assembled this stroke of
genius insanity. As it turns out, my dad’s birthday was on Sunday, and he wanted to spend it at his favorite German-style beer garden in downtown Oklahoma City.
So, there we were, sitting at our bench when the server approached the table. I picked out a beer and asked her, “can you serve it in this?” As I held up the monstrosity proudly.
“Um…” she seemed skeptical.
“It’s like 25-ounces,” I said, as though that had any bearing.
“No,” she clarified, “I’m sure we can work something out, I just don’t want to break it.”
“Oh, you can’t break it,” I assured her, “they throw these things out of airplanes and stuff.”
Indeed, the beer cam was quite the hit. It was a great conversation starter and overall good time. And as promised, beer video:
Note to FCC: None of this stuff was given in return for any kind of review.