Alright. It’s On.

JayG offered to shave his face.

Kelly offered to shave half his ‘stache.

Then, Stingray offered to wax his junk.

These guys are talking like I’m not even in the room, and it’s very irritating. As of yesterday, I was in third place. As of this writing, I am in fourth, but it’s by a narrow margin. This is not a competition between the three of them. I have spoken with my lovely wife and we have a new offer.

If I win first place in the KTKC 2012, I will publish a video of the sexy Jennifer.
In a shiny, black, vinyl catsuit.
Shooting a Barrett M82A1.
I’m talking multiple angles, with some high-speed stuff. So, who’s in?

Edited to add:

Erin comments

Will there be a slo-mo close-up of her pert butt in said tight shiny catsuit? Because if so you need to mention that.

I’m planning on using several cameras, including mine – which will do 240-fps, although not at full resolution. Suffice it to say, I will see what I can do.

20 thoughts on “Alright. It’s On.

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  2. Given how hard you’ve been making me hump it to stay ahead of you, I’m definitely not considering you out of the room, but by the same token I shouldn’t– wait, maybe I should! If I win I’ll not only wax my own junk but I’ll chase Robot down and help hold him while we get him done too*! There’s no way this plan can fail! It’s brilliant!

    No I won’t.

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  5. Wow. The only hope the other guys have of topping that is a video of one of their faces while getting a prostate exam, in a kilt. Think Fletch.

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