Welcome to my new, virtual home! Please have some virtual champagne and virtual sushi (which is being served off of a virtual girl)! If you would prefer to have beef over dead fish off a naked chick, the virtual bacon burgers are about to come off the virtual grill. Please, make yourselves comfortable. Mi casa virtual es su casa virtual. Heck, as long as we’re throwing a virtual party, everyone grab a virtual bag with a virtual million bucks in it! Take a virtual swim in the virtual beer pool, it’s great for the virtual skin! Later, we’ll all put on our virtual fur coats, and smoke virtual Cubans! Wheeee!