Welcome to my new, virtual home!  Please have some virtual champagne and virtual sushi (which is being served off of a virtual girl)!  If you would prefer to have beef over dead fish off a naked chick, the virtual bacon burgers are about to come off the virtual grill.  Please, make yourselves comfortable.  Mi casa virtual es su casa virtual.  Heck, as long as we’re throwing a virtual party, everyone grab a virtual bag with a virtual million bucks in it!  Take a virtual swim in the virtual beer pool, it’s great for the virtual skin!  Later, we’ll all put on our virtual fur coats, and smoke virtual Cubans!  Wheeee!

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12 thoughts on “Welcome!

  1. *Kicks back with a Jack and Coke and a pack of menthols*

    I like my bacon burger medium-rare, with blue cheese, please!

    Brown mustard and Heinz 57; a nice slab of sweet onion, and no stinkin’ lettuce or tomato to get in the way of that rich, beefy taste!

  2. Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
    Medium rare with mustard ‘be nice (paradise)
    Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
    I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise

    I like mine with lettuce and tomato
    Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
    Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
    Well good god almighty which way do i steer for my

    Cheeseburger in paradise

    – “Cheeseburger in Paradise”, Jimmy Buffett

  3. Nice place ya got here. I’d love to fire up a virtual Cuban, but darn it if I didn’t get my grubby little hands on a handful of Romeo y Juliet, Hecho en Cuba.

    I’ll keep a few in the box for the next time you come down.

  4. C,

    It’s great to see you here! We’ve been thinking of you guys recently, and we will so be back down there! I’ll have to come up with a good single malt scotch to go along with your R&J’s. Keep coming back, I’ve got some good stuff on the burner…


  5. We can both save a little cash and jimmy the door on my neighbor’s house. He always talking about this bottle of Macallan 30 year old. I wonder how long it would take him to notice it missing. Just give us a shout when you head back down this way. I’ll borrow the race truck a couple of days.

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