A couple days ago, the stock market closed under 7,000. So, Jen and I bought it. Yup – we know a bargain when we see it. We had been scrimping and saving, and we were able to pony up the $7,000.00 that the entire stock market was worth. Once we finally come out of this pesky recession, we’ll be super, uber rich! I’m gonna have me sooooooooo many fur coats it isn’t even funny! I’m going to be hosting the greatest party in history! You are all invited, too! *singing to a tune* Rich rich rich rich riiiiich riiiiiich!