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Monthly Archives: June 2014

The Way It Works

Posted on June 16, 2014 by admin
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Body: “Need to pee.”

Mind: “Yeah, let me finish this one thing and we’ll take care of that.”

Body: “*sigh* Fine.”

Body: …

Body: “Ahem. Still need to pee.”

Mind: “Sure, just give me another minute.”

Body: “NEED TO PEE NOOOOWWWWWW!!!”

Mind: “Gah! Fine! Moving already!”

Posted in biology or bio-like, Completely random, Fluff, Food & Drink, funny, personal rants, Stupid, Survival | 4 Replies

More News from the Kitchen

Posted on June 5, 2014 by admin
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The weekly trash pick up was this morning. There were 110 quail egg shells that got taken away. I’ve never wanted so badly for a shady government agency to be going through my trash. In other kitchen related news, I had to fix my Breda filter.

bredafilter

Can you believe they spelled it wrong right there in production on the lid?

Posted in biology or bio-like, Completely random, Food & Drink, funny, personal rants | 2 Replies

Quote From Teen Bot

Posted on June 2, 2014 by admin
1

Standing in the kitchen:

Those quail eggs are so good. They’re like the eggs of bacon.

Posted in biology or bio-like, Completely random, Family, Food & Drink, funny, Growing Up, Irony, kids | 1 Reply

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